Lyrics:

Caractacus:
don't Waste Your Pucker On Some All Day Sucker
and Don't Try A Toffee Or Cream
if You Seek Perfection In Sugar Confection
well There's Something New On The Scene
a Mouth Full Of Cheer
a Sweet Without Peer
a Musical Morsel Supreme!
toot Sweets!
toot Sweets!
the Candies You Whistle, The Whistles You Eat.
toot Sweets!
toot Sweets!
the Eatable, Tweetable Treats! Truly:
toot Sweets!
toot Sweets!
the Toot Of A Flute With The Flavor Of Fruit!
toot Sweets!
toot Sweets!
no Longer Need Candy Be Mute!

caractacus:
don't Waste Your Pucker On Some All Day Sucker

truly:
and Don't Try A Toffee Or Cream!
if You Seek Perfection In Sugar Confection,

caractacus:
well, There's Something New On The Scene:

truly:
that Mouth Full Of Cheer;

caractacus:
that Sweet Without Peer;

both:
that Musical Morsel Supreme!
toot Sweets!
toot Sweets!
a Bon-Bon To Blow On At Last Has Been Found
toot Sweets!
toot Sweets,
with Tweetable, Eatable Sound!

scrumptious:
no--Take It Away!

truly:
father, Please! (He Takes One)
toot! Hmm-Hmm. Toot! Laughter From Truly And Her Father. (He Takes A Bite)

caractacus:
he Likes It!

cast:
hooray!

caractacus:
their Value Is Intrinsic,

truly:
surpass Any Mint Stick

kids:
or Marshmallow Mouthful You Munch

caractacus:
though Licorice Is Chewy

truly:
and Gum Drops Are Gooey

kids:
and Chocolate Is Charming To Crunch

caractacus And Truly:
that Savory Fife,

women:
that Sweet Of Your Life

kids And Factory Workers:
it's Clearly The Best Of The Bunch.

(Dance Break)

all:
toot Sweets!
toot Sweets!
toot Sweets!
toot Sweets!

caractacus:
that Savory Fife

truly:
that Sweet Of Your Life

all:
is Clearly The Best Of The Bunch
toot Sweets!
toot Sweets!
a Bon-Bon To Blow On At Last Has Been Found
toot Sweets!
toot Sweets!
the Treat That's So Tweetable,
lusciously Eatable,
with That Unbeatable--(Break) Sound!