Lyrics:
You're not Brigitte Bardot I'm not Jack Palance I'm not Shirley Temple On any circumstance Or Fred Astaire You're not Sydney Taphler I'm not Dirk Bogarde I'm not very stylish And you're not avant garde Or Lionel Blair We're as common as muck Bonne chance, viel glück, good luck Where bold is beautiful we don't give a damn Love a duck we're as common as muck You're not Victor Hugo I'm not Patience Strong I'm not Rodney Rygate Or Evonne Goolagong Shirley Abicair I'm not Nelly Melba You're not Nelly Dean We do our best endeavours To keep our doobries clean 'Cause we care! We're as common as muck Buona fortuna, vayas con Dios, good luck Where bold is beautiful we don't give a damn Love a duck we're as common as muck We're as common as muck Bonne chance, viel glück, good luck Where bold is beautiful we don't give a damn Love a duck we're as common as muck