Lyrics:

I buy things that are made to measure
I like to throw 'em around
Hit it!
Opener cullender throw the handle
They come together and they make a big sound
They come together and they make a big sound
Variety is the proposition
Modern is out of date
Hit it!
Neatest fitting comfy handles
They come together and they make a big sound
They come together and they make a big sound
All across the land
Its made for the hand
All across the land
Its made for the hand

Mould and patterns add to interest
Hand-made on a hand-made face
Hit it!
Made and curved by ergonomics
They come together and they make a big sound
They come together and they make a big sound
All across the land
Its made for the hand
All across the land
Its made for the hand

Ergonomics are efficient
Make you think in symmetry
Use the manual it's tradition
Made to aid you instantly

All across the land
Its made for the hand
All across the land
Its made for the hand
All across the land (across the land)
Its made for the hand
All across the land (across the land)
Its made for the hand
All across the land (across the land)
Its made for the hand
All across the land (across the land)
Its made for the hand
All across the land (across the land)