I think I love to watch you laughing In fact I love to watch you do anything And yes I do feel this thing happening But you’ll have to excuse me girl 'Cause my taxi’s waiting Although I do Yes I do I love you in my own twisted ways One day God walked on old Mount Royal Just to dream up the human form Threw stones and cans and comic books in a kettle And you came out like a shining goddess heavy metal Say it’s just too bad some hearts don’t settle And the pipes are leaking and you feel like leaving Yeah, we heard this one before I said, “Dear God, buddy, now don’t you meddle” 'Cause I’ve got my own little twisted ways of showing you that I do Yes I do I love you in my own twisted ways And sing it Like we used to sing See Kermit the Frog was one day daydreaming Thinking about himself at a red light With that it-ain’t-easy-being-greenin' And the cars behind him kept honking and honking And Kermit’s last words as he flipped the bird Was, “Damn you Muppets just keep on taking!” See I’ve got my own things now so stop tooting I do my lily pad jumping Miss Piggy bumping Lotta Miss Piggys and that’s all good And I’m gonna turn this red light Into a block party So we can get down in basics of what? Rainbow connecting Yes I do I love you in my own twisted ways