Lyrics:

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle all the day

I just can't wait till

Christmas time

When I can grope you in the

hay



Easy come, easy go

Have a good time with lots

of dough

Slippin' up high, slippin'

down low

Love'm and leave'm on with

the show



Listen, I like meaphoe in

midd one glass (or 'female

form in minimal dress')

Money to spend with a

capital 'S'

Get a date with the woman in

red

Wanna be in heaven with

three in a bed



He got it, I want it

They got it, I can't have it

But I want it, it don't

matter

She got it, but I can't get

it



I want a mistress for

Christmas



Easy come, easy go

Slippin' high, slippin' low

He got it, I want it

They got it, I can't have it

I want it, don't matter

She got it, and I can't get

a -



Mistress for Christmas



?????



I want the woman in red with

her body on my bed



I can hear you coming down

my smoke stack

I wanna ride on your

raindeer honey and ring the

bells