Lyrics:

Did you, ever think you would end up all alone
Talking to your girlfriend's telephone
Yesterday you broke up; now you're through
And she said it's not because of you
You try to ask her simply why, you start to scream and start to cry
Then she tells you once again, where her tongue has really been
She met a girl on friday night, they start to kiss and start to bite
And the rest is history, that's why this girl is not with me

My girlfriend, whoa oh wa-a oh
My girlfriend, whoa oh wa-a oh
My girlfriend, whoa oh wa-a oh
My girlfriend

Two weeks later, at a party in the boones
I saw my girlfriend and another leave the room
They went upstairs, and they turned off all the lights
I sat and watched em' cause, that's what a loser does
Somebody tell me what the hell is wrong with me
My luck with women, still remains a mystery
I can't keep the girls, from always changing sides
Unless they're fat & ugly, even then they fantacize

My girlfriend, whoa oh wa-a oh
My girlfriend, whoa oh wa-a oh
My girlfriend, whoa oh wa-a oh
My girlfriend

One day (one day)
My time (my time)
Will come (will come)
So why do I
Pretend to give a lousy spit, when I'm really almost over it
I want to be a flirt, that girl inside her skirt
I'll make her come again it's true
I wanna be a lezbian like you

My girlfriend, whoa oh wa-a oh
(I want to be)
My girlfriend, whoa oh wa-a oh
(I want to be)
My girlfriend, whoa oh wa-a oh
(I want to be)
My girlfriend, whoa oh wa-a oh
(I want to be)

(I want to be)
I wanna be a lesbian
(I want to be)
I wanna be a lesbian
(I want to be)
I wanna be a lesbian
(I want to be)
I want to be a lesbian like you