Lyrics:

ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to rock? will you please
welcome beavis and butt-head!
(singing guitar music)
* shut up beavis, that's not how it goes, uhh.. this is cool. so
like, here's one we just wrote. uhhumm!

runny nose and runny yoke
even if you have a cold still
you can cough on me again
I'll still have a rite to fulfill

and the something was awesome
and the something was awesome
and the something was awesome
and the something was awesome

broken heart and broken bones
finger blast and catch them with horse gills
one more corky bitchy phrase
you don't wanna wanna read them

and the something was awesome
and the something was awesome
and the something was awesome
and the something was awesome

some subliminal crap

and the something was awesome
and the something was awesome
and the something was awesome
and the something was awesome

running bells in running yoke
even if you have a cold still
you can cough on me again
I'll still have a rite to fulfill

and the something was awesome
and the something was awesome
and the something was awesome
and the something was awesome

* whoa, huh huh, that kicked ass.