Lyrics:

There's certain things in a person that turn you on
They're called turn-on's. Teeth. I love a girl with nice teeth
If you have a nice set of teeth, that's a turn-on for me
If you open your lips and it's like \'fchank fchank fchank\'
If it's like a booby trap -
I don't like when you open your mouth and it's like a battle of epic
Proportions goin' on and your teeth are all screamin' at each other

\'I'm a molar, wisdom tooth, get the fuck out of my gums!\'

\'Hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside, past the lips
I enjoy a nice sea brezze from time to time.\'

\'Ahh! I'm the crazy yellow tooth that looks like corn!
Don't brush me! Don't brush me! I have an imagine to uphold
Don't brush me, I'm yellow. I'm a yellow fang.\'

Turn-on's. Then there's something called turn-off's and those are things
That turn you off
If you were a droid, \'uhnneww\', you'd be turned off
Like right off the bat, number one thing I don't like:
I don't like a stinky pussy. It's a turn-off
I don't appreciate that
Ladies, I'm sure you don't like a funky sack
But then again, that'd be a great couple

\'You have a stinky pussy!\'
\'Smell my sack!\'
\'Ugh!\'
\'Huh?\'

Turn-on's slash turn-off's - that's what we're talking about right now