Lyrics:

Anytime you're clean and sober
any day of week is cool
when you come around my crossroad
any operator will do

Anytime I'm free and open
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday too
if you wanna play it crossheart
any operator will do

anytime you think I'm useful
I'll hold you close the whole night through

Any cator on this funky calculator will tell you
if you think I'm acting stupid
hold me close the whole night through
Any cator on this funky calculator will tell you
I've got the goods for you

Darling I've had a few cares
I grew up on pork and stew
But I spent so many nights alone out here
that any operator will do

Mandelay was once your sweet friend
but now she toots her flute for you
'Lover, I'm all for fun and games
that any operator will do'

anytime you think I'm useful
I'll hold you close the whole night through

Any cator on this funky calculator will tell you
if you think I'm acting stupid
hold me close the whole night through
Any cator on this funky calculator will tell you
I've got the goods for you