Lyrics:

Someday I'm gonna be famous

Do I have talent well no

These days you don't really need it

Thanks to reality shows

Can't wait to date a supermodel

Can't wait to sue my dad

Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari

On my way to Rehab



Cause when you're a celebrity

It's adios reality

You can act just like a fool

And people think you're cool

Just cause your on T.V.

I can throw major fits

When my latte isn't just how I like it

They say I've gone insane

I'll blame it on the fame

And the pressures that go with....

Being a Celebrity





[Break]





I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters

When things don't go my way

I'll get community service

No matter which law I break

I'll make the supermarket tabloids

They'll write some awful stuff

But the more they run my name down

The more my price goes up!



Cause when you're a celebrity

It's adios reality

No matter what you do

People think you're cool

Just cause your on T.V.

I can fall in and out of love

Have marriages that barely last a month

When they go down the drain

I'll blame it on the fame

And say it's just so tough...

Being a Celebrity



So let's hitch up the wagons

And head out West

To the land of fun in the sun

We'll be a real world bachelor

Jackass Millionaires hey hey Hollywood

Here we come!



Yeah when you're a Celebrity

It's adios reality

No matter what you do

People think you're cool

Just cause your on T.V.

Being a Celebrity...

Yeah Celebrity!