Lyrics:

Went to a fortune teller
Had my fortune read
I didn't know what to tell her
I had a dizzy feeling in my head

Then she took a look at my palm
She said, 'Sonny, you feel kinda warm'
She looked into her crystal ball
And said, 'You're in love'

I said how could that be so
I'm not tight with none of the girls I know
She said, 'When the next one arrives
You'll be lookin' into her eyes'

I left there in a hurry
A-lookin' forward to my big surprise
The next day I discovered
That the fortune teller told me a lie

I hurried back down to that woman
Mad as I could be
I told her I didn't see nobody
Why she made a fool of me

Then something struck me
As if it came from up above
While lookin' at the fortune teller
I fell in love

Now, I'm a happy fellow
I'm married to the fortune teller
We're happy as we can be
(And now I get my fortune told for free)