Lyrics:

[Speaking through a microphone]

"Good morning students and faculty, If I could have your attention please. As you may, or may not know, Principal Cambell
will not be here for the rest of the week due to a throat infection. Leaving me, assistant principal Dunbar, as the school's lone
administrator for the next few days.
"


"Though the policies set forth by Principal Cambell will remain the same, there will be some additional regulations you must also
follow.
"


"Number one - smoking outside the administration building will only be allowed during lunch periods.
"


"Number two - the girls' showering facilities will be moved from the locker room into my inner office where I can watch the girls
wash their breasts and buttocks while I play with myself.
"


"Number three - while showering, none of the girls will be allowed to snicker or laugh at the size of my genitalia. Eye contact
with me is also prohibited.
"


"Number four - girls are encouraged to wash each other freely as I build towards orgasm.
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"Number five - while i am ejaculating, the boys gymnastic team must undress each other spread eagle in front of me and satify
each other orally until I have completed ejaculating.
"


"Finally, rule number six - any student caught writing graffiti or defacing school property will be automatically suspended, unless
they are masturbating.
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"If you have any questions about these new regulations, I will be in my office spanking it with a thumb up my ass.
"


"Good day
"