Lyrics:

Oh, you could have been a diamond
A flicker in the campfire
But what shall you do now?
Nothing, nothing, you will do nothing

Or, you could've been the thirteen of spades
Destroyer of the jerk-off of hearts
Well you know, where should you go?
Nowhere nowhere, you won't be anywhere else

I am right, vigorous (Oh yeah!)
You are wrong, pig-orous (Oh yeah!)
Holy F, holy U, holy C-K
O-S-H-A-W-A

Oh, you could've been a Modoc
The last free Indians in Washington
Five hundred or six hundred girls like you
Spilling their Percocet out on the lava flow

White nerd, what have you learned?
White nerd, you let us down
White nerd, what have you learned?
White nerd, you let us down

Oh you could've been more anti-yourself
So astoundingly unsilent
But makeup over your pimples
Will blow us fresh away
La, la, la, la, la, la

I am unwrong, vigorous (Meow!)
You are unright, pig-orous (Woof, woof!)
Holy F, holy U, holy C-K
O-S-H-A-W-A

White nerd, what have you learned?
White nerd, you let us down
White nerd, what have you learned?
Black nerd, we let you down