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MOVING GUYSo they say Captain Hammer’s become a crusaderPolitical He’s cleaning up the streetsOTHER MOVING GUYAbout timeGROUPIE #1So they say that it’s real loveAll GROUPIESSo romanticGROUPIE #2He signed thisPENNYSo they say we’ll have blankets and bedsWe can open by MondayThanks to youHAMMERThanks to meBOTH NEWS PEOPLEIt’s the perfect storyNEWSMANSo they sayNEWSWOMANA hero leading the wayBOTH NEWS PEOPLEHammer’s call to gloryNEWSWOMANLet’s all be our bestNEWSMANNext up Who’s gay?GROUPIE #3So they say he saved her lifeGROUPIE #1They say she works with the homelessAnd doesn’t eat meatALL GROUPIESWe have a problem with herGROUPIE #2This is his hairHAMMERThis is so niceJust might sleep with the same girl twiceThey say it’s better the second timeThey say you get to do the weird stuffBOTH GROUPIESWe’d do the weird stuffPENNYThis is perfect for meSo they sayI guess he’s pretty okayAfter years of stormySailing have I finally found the bayPENNY(overlap with Horrible below)There’s no happy endingSo they sayShould I stop pretendingOr is this a brand new dayDR. HORRIBLEThere’s no happy endingSo they sayNot for me anywayStop pretendingTake the chance to build a brand new dayGROUPIE #2This is his dry cleaning billALL GROUPIESFour sweater vests