Lyrics:

We had a good thing, it was a blast
That was a long time in the past
You went through changes I walked away
And I have regretted that to this day

I may not always have quite so much hair
But what you saw in me will hopefully always be there
I'll never hurt you again, I swear.

Chorus

So put your arrrrrms around me, your dinner lady arms
Put your arrrrrms around me, your dinner lady arms
I couldn't figure out where your figure'd gone
I thought that I could live without you, baby I was so wrong
Put your arrrrrms around me, your dinner lady arms dinner lady arms

Forgive and forget I caused you some pain
And find it in your heart to start again
Now I may not ever be your Mister Right
But I'm happy to be your mister that will do for tonight
I'll never let you out of my sight

So put your arrrrrms around me, your dinner lady arms
Put your arrrrrms around me, your dinner lady arms
I couldn't figure out where your figure'd gone
I thought that I could live without you, baby I was so wrong
Put your arrrrrms around me, your dinner lady arms

Solo

I may be light-years past on my sell-by date
But there's life in the old dog yet, honey, it's not too late
Put your arrrrrms around me, your dinner lady arms