Lyrics:

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Ladies, ladies
On the sofa next to me
Are Dinah Shore and Sara Lee
Ladies, ladies
In the backyard climbing trees
Are Princess Grace and Margaret Mead
Ladies, ladies
And you pull in the driveway, you've been out shopping
I gotta hide them, hide all you ladies
They nod and smile, they're disappearing
They're fading out now, and welcome home my only lady
My only lady
Ladies, ladies
Jackie's in the powder room
And Lois Lane will be here soon
Ladies, Ladies
Eva Braun is cracking jokes
While Joan of Arc just sits and smokes
Ladies, ladies
When I call up some buddies, 'Hey, come on over
There's ladies present!' We'll be right over!
The ladies hear me, they're disappearing
They're fading out now
My friends say where are all the ladies?
All of the ladies?
All of the ladies?
All of the ladies?
Ladies, ladies
Ladies, ladies

Ladies, ladies
In my kitchen baking cake is Betty Crocker
Ladies, ladies
Dolly Parton's in my pool
And Aunt Jemima's acting cool
Ladies, ladies
They're really great in person
They get me going
But I'm not pushy
Don't want to blow it
Cause if I blow it
They start a-fading
Come back my ladies
Where would I be without my ladies?
Without my ladies?
Ladies, ladies
Ladies, ladies
Ladies, ladies
Ladies, ladies
Ladies, ladies
Ladies