Lyrics:

That is what I had intended
Pretending to be drunk
A little bit change in character
I'm pretending to be drunk

You think I am weak and feeble
You think I'm a bore
When you drag me to a party
Soon I'm out the door
Next time I'll portray a suave sophisticated hunk

That is what I had intended
Pretending to be drunk

That is what I had intended
Pretending to be drunk
A bit of I have lived and loved
I'm pretending to be drunk

You say I could use some swagger
You say toughen up
I am rigid as a board
You tell me loosen up
I'm so loose and I'm so tough that I can barely move

That is what I had intended
Pretending to be drunk


You notice a transformation
Pretending to be drunk
I've lost all my inhibitions
Pretending to be drunk

You can take me to the soirée and be proud of me
Everyone will be impressed
I'll pass out on your knee
And now I am so continental
They think that it's nice
Think I'll pretend to be drunk for the rest of my life

Well that is what I had intended
Pretending to be drunk