Lyrics:

Oh Tequila, I turn to you like a long lost friend

I want to kiss my Mexican Cousin once again

We'll cover every emotion from happiness to sorrow,

And the conversations I forget, you'll tell me about tomorrow

When the phone calls start, am I in bed or in a hearse?

The things you tell me about myself can't make me feel any worse



Well I'm awful sorry you got pissed

Just have to cross you off the list

Of my true friends...

And Tequila's where that starts and where it ends