Lyrics:

If you got a Cadillac, boy
And a forty-room shack, boy
A bucket full of money
And a tree full of honey
But if you get no huggin'
No smoochin' or muggin'
Well, if you ain't lovin'
Then you ain't livin'
If you're ridin' on a gravy train
'Stead of walkin' down Lovers' Lane
You can't make hay, boy
You're goin' the wrong way, boy
You gotta get a little honey
It's better than money
Well, if you ain't lovin'
Then you ain't livin'
If they call you a big man
'Cause you got a lot of bottomland
If you're kin to the president
And you help run the government
But if you get no attention
You're better off on a pension
Well, if you ain't lovin'
Then you ain't livin'

If you got a string of long cars
And you're smokin' them four-bit cigars
You ain't so well-to-do
Unless you get a little koochie-koo
It takes a little of smackin'
Or your life is a-lackin'
Well, if you ain't lovin'
Well brother, then you ain't livin'