Lyrics:

Just tell me his name,
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom!
And was it the same..?
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine.
Do you remember the way it was when I was home,
before I left you all alone..

*CHORUS*
Now I wanna be 80 on the porch drinkin' lemonade with you
and that is all that I can think about
when you tell me that you cheated,
80 on the porch drinkin' lemonade with you
and that is all that I can think about when you tell me that you cheated on me.

I knew that you would,
I knew coz ya told me it runs in the family.
And I did the same,
So I guess that I deserve half of the blame.
Do you remember the way it was for us,
before all of the blow jobs on the bus?

Now I wanna be 80 on the porch drinkin lemonade with you
and that is all that I can think about when you tell me
that you cheated,
80 on the porch drinkin lemonade with you and
that is all that I can think about when you tell me
that you cheated tell me that you cheated,

Why should I care in the long run?
What sould it matter to me?
I always knew I'd end up with no one.
Now I know that the end is near coz you've replaced me!

Just tell me his name,
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom!
And was it the same..?
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine.

(everything repeats together)