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Lyricist: Frank Zappa
Lyrics:
FZ: Okay, thank you, thank you, thank you! Alright, alright, alright! Sit down, sit down, sit down! Okay. Alright, let's get down to business, just wanna let you know, in case you-- you'd be blind not to notice this, but we are registering people to vote here. Think we did four hundred last night, and hope to exceed that this evening. But meanwhile, did everybody hear the great news today? Jimmy Swaggart under investigation! . . . Oh, Jay-ZUS! One day every one of those cock-suckers'll get caught! Now I understand in the case of Mr. Swaggart that he claims that it was not multiple encounters with many prostitutes. Apparently only one sweet young thing, and he did tell Cal Thomas of the Moral Majority that the sex act itself was not fully consummated. However he did admit to doing something pornographic with the girl. Let's use our imaginations, ladies and gentlemen . . .
In the dark Where all the fevers grow Under the water Where the shark bubbles blow In the mornin' By yer radio Do the walls close in t' suffocate ya You ain't got no friends . . . An' all the others: they hate ya Does the life you've been leadin' gotta go? Well, lemme straighten you out About a place I know . . . (Now, get yer shoes 'n socks on people, Because it's right aroun' the corner!) You go out through the night An' the whispering breezes To the place where they keep The Imaginary Diseases, Out through the night An' the whispering breezes To the place where they keep The Imaginary Diseases
Now scientists call this miserable little disease Podobromidrosis And well, they should! But us regular folks Who might wear a tennis shoe Or an occasional python boot Know this exquisite little inconvenience By the name of: STINK FOOT That's right! Y'know, my python boot was too tight Couldn't get it off last night Week went by, now it's July I finally got it off An' my girl-friend cry 'You've got STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT, darlin' Your STINKIN' FOOT puts the hurts on my nose! STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT! I ain't lyin', Can you rinse it off, do you suppose?' Well . . . Here Fido . . . Here Fido . . . Bring the slippers, little puppy . . . Yes, that's a good dog Bring them over to Jimmy Swaggart, that's right He'll do anything for a good time . . . Sick!
FZ: Well . . . Ike Willis, ladies and gentlemen . . . Mike Keneally . . . Walt Fowler . . . Bruce Fowler . . . Paul Carman . . . Albert Wing . . . Kurt McGettrick . . . Chad Wackerman . . . Now this is a special case, ladies and gentlemen, get that spot light over here, this is Ed Mann. Now, Ed had a tragic experience a few moments ago. One of the loyal fans in the audience came up and treated him like a war criminal because he fucked up the lick on 'Dickie's Such An Asshole' way back when--who knows?--several weeks ago. But the people who come to these shows listen so carefully to every little detail that this man was deeply offended by Ed's performance. So to make sure that he gets his money's worth tonight, we're gonna dwell on it for a few moments now, and have Ed actually practice, kinda warm up for that big lick that happens in 'Dickie's Such An Asshole.' We're gonna rehearse it right now, ready? Just do it as a solo, here we go . . . or . . . Ed: Or the way we did it that night, which of course was completely wrong. This is how it went . . . FZ: Or . . .
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