Lyrics:

Sam: I saw this stranger leave my pad
And this made me awful sad
Louis: I don't blame ya!

Sam: But in the meantime
I was getting real mad

Louis: You had a right to be.

Sam: And I said Baby, what explanation do you have?

Louis: Ah ah what she say?

Sam: She said mmmmm next time
I said there'll be no next time
That was the last time for me

Louis: You told her right and I'm proud of... you.

Sam: Then I grabbed my hat
And I headed for the door

Louis: Yeah and don't don't don't come back either

Sam: I knew I wouldn't be back
There no more.

Louis: You're doing the right thing Sam

Sam: I wrote the landlord
A real cool gentle man

Louis: And what did heee say

Sam: He said: Hey Sam, how about the rent

Louis: And what you told him?

Sam: I said mmmmmmmmmmm next time
He said there'll be no next time
Your coming up... right now

Louis: Don't give him nothing Sam. Pay no attention to him.

Sam: Man, I jumped through that window
And my feet hit the ground.

Louis: You were traveling faster

Sam: I figured
I'd better
Get out of town

Louis: Wow, how how was ya going

Sam: When I arrived at the airport
Uh ohhhhhh
There was that man - failure to support

Louis: What did youuuu say?

Sam: I said, mmmmmmmmmmmmm next time
He said there'll be no next time
You're going to see the judge right now

Louis: You shouldn't have gone to the airport.

Sam: But he took me to see
That little friend of mine

Louis: Oh that little fella

Sam: hahaha DISTRICT JUDGE

Louis: I remember him

Sam: ROOM 229!!

Louis: Yeah! He was crazy!

Sam: He said sam

Louis: what'd he say?

Your payments are wayyy behind
I said don't worry judge
It won't happen next time

Louis: and what'd he say?

Sam: He said mmmmmmmmmmm Next time
There'll... be no next time
You're going to jail right now

Louis: You shouldn't have gone to the airport. I'm surprised at it. I'm surprised at it.

Sam: He put me in
A padded cell

Louis: Did they feed ya

Sam: On bread and water
And man that was.... welll

Louis: How long did they keep ya

Sam: 30 days later
On my way out

Louis: what ya laughing about sam

Sam: Here comes my chick
With a big fat mouth

Louis: wha.. was she alone?

A policeman had her
Was putting her in jail

Louis: what she wanted from you?

SHE WANTED ME
TO POST BAIL!

Louis: what you told her?

I said Next time!
OH There'll be no next time
That was the last time for me