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Give her a call for demorol and amal nitrate

I tell her dad don't worry sir we wont stay out late

I'm in love with her, the pharmacist's daugter

She's got my love, I got her drugs

Waking up in the afternoon can't wait to see her

Brigin in some colopin, i'm huffin ether

She's the one for me, without personality, I still want to see her everyday

We got a date and I can't wait to see my baby

If I wine and dine her she just might sedate me

She's so beatiful, she keeps my prescriptions full

She's got my love I get her drugs

Looks like I've gone and bought the pharmacy