Lyrics:

I take her to aquarium, she says shark
I take her to the planitarium, she says it's dark
I take her to the seaside
Where she likes to spin and twirl
She says sure and cool and yeah
She's my monosyllabic girl

I take her to the university, shesays huh
I take her to our anniversary, she says one
I take her to the jewelry store
I say diamond, she says pearl
Oh everyone know I'm in love
With a monosyllavbic girl