Lyrics:

Plug me in
Don't count me in
Its true not everybody wins
Left in the cold
I'm feeling old
Lowest bidder I am sold
All roads lead to caring only for yourself
So I am told
Is this the day I subscribe to the magazine a hundred K?

Wo-o-o-oah
Seems everybody's doing it
Wo-o-o-oah
And aren't we having fun

It's the new craze
It's all the rage
It's not a yo-yo or a maze
It's the new thing that's grabbed
The imagination of everyone

Wo-o-o-oah
Seems everybody's doing it
Wo-o-o-oah
And this is how it goes

Buying stuff and sex and drugs and cruelty to animals
Buying stuff and sex and drugs and cruelty to animals

It's the new craze
It's all the rage
It's the new craze
It's all the rage
It's the new craze
It's all the rage
It's the new craze
It's all the-

Wo-o-o-oah
Seems everybody's doing it
Wo-o-o-oah
And this is how it goes

Buying stuff and sex and drugs and cruelty to animals
Buying stuff and sex and drugs and cruelty to animals

Buying stuff and sex and drugs and cruelty to animals
Buying stuff and sex and drugs and cruelty to animals
Buying stuff and sex and drugs and cruelty to animals