Lyrics:

don't make me try to listen

to that ska-core crap

just bust out some metallica

or pop in spinal tap

you say that metal's stupid

wrong i think you need a reason

that's why i wrote this song

you say i don't care cause Satan is my best friend

oh i don't know but its alright

i want you to know i don't know what you said

cause something you should know my friend

is its much too loud for me to hear

i bash my head repeatedly

hard into the wall

and fast i will will i repeat brain damage

will i fall you can't expect that?

you don't think that's alright?

well i don't care cause

i'll listen to metal all night!