Lyrics:

I stumbled into Obakemon
He said my name in Japanese
He took me through the portal -
I did not want to go
It seemed a celebration
Was prepared to meet me there
This is the place of no return
I want to go back

There she comes now in veil
She's walking doen the aisle
So close now she winks
I recognize that smile
A spider and I,
A fly with white-gloved hands
Wait! Something's a miss
But this wedding has been planned

A man with no head in the chamber
Handed me the ring
Then the creeps and the freaks
Clapped in joyous agony
Did they ask if I take this thing to be my wife?
It came down to the second in the land of the final frontier

There she comes now in veil
She's walking doen the aisle
So close now she winks
I recognize that smile
A spider and I,
A fly with white-gloved hands
Wait! Something's a miss
But this wedding has been planned