Lyrics:

[This is a sample collage, with the same samples repeated many, many times. But I can at least tell you what the individual bits are...] Would you like some sweets, Willy? What would you like then? Can I have, one of these, and one of these, and two of those, please? Come on, auntie, we'll miss the bus! B.L.T. Mr and Mrs J A(?) Summers. Here's Bertie(?)! L.S.D. It's the new money, you know.