Lyrics:

All I want you to say is nothing at all
And all I want you to do is stare at the wall
I love your plastic hair and plastic eyes
Marvel at your plastic breasts and plastic thighs

My Polyester Girl

Polyester Girl

Polyester Girl

Polyester Girl


Your the perfect guy's accessory
Dangling from my arm for all the pretty people to see
Poised with sassy pout and perky cleave
Great for backstage and entertainment award ceremonies


My Polyester Girl

Polyester Girl

Polyester Girl

Polyester Girl


Took you for a ride up in an aeroplane
But your body burst and left and ugly stain
Had to take your pieces back to the factory
It took them several weeks to get you back to me

My Polyester Girl

Polyester Girl

Polyester Girl

Polyester Girl


She's my Polyester Girl
Shiniest in all the world