Lyrics:
I once had a girl or should I say She once had me She showed me her room, isn't it good Norwegian wood? She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair I sat on a rug biding my time Drinking her wine We talked until two and then she said: 'It's time for bed' She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath And when I awoke I was alone This bird had flown So I lit a fire, isn't it good Norwegian wood?