Lyrics:

'What'll we get for 10 dollars?'
'Every 'ting you want'
'Everything?'
'Every 'ting..'
Monica?
Yes, Bill?
Monica, what would you do for a job here at the White House?
I'd do anything, Bill
Really?
Mm-hm
Well, do you swallow?
I sure do, Bill
You do?
Mm-hm
Well, what would you do with this cigar?
Well why don't you let me show you, Billy?


Ahh! Me so horny!
Me love you long time! (repeat)

Sittin' in my office with my dick on hard
Fuckin' all the interns cause I'm the boss
Picked up the telephone to call one of my bitches
Said, 'What's up, Monica baby? Can you come and kiss it?'
She arrived at the White House, knocked on the door
Threw her drawers on the floor and said 'Fuck me like a whore!
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning!
Your dick is much bigger than Vernon Jordan's.'

Ahh! Me so horny!
Me love you long time! (repeat)
BILL (during chorus): Now Monica...
Monica, c'mon, let's go into the Oval Office, girl
I just wanna break you off a lil' somethin'...
Come on now, let's go...
Well, you know we can go half on it, baby...

Gore always asks him why he sexes so much
It's the perks of being Prez; you always get a nut
Since you're married to Tipper, you shouldn't be sad
Don't tell Hillary so she won't get mad
Cause you know she'll be disgusted if he ever gets busted
And Newt will be mad cause he didn't get the ass
He's a Prez in heat, a freak without warning
He loves oral sex, cause Bill so horny!

Ahh! Me so horny!
Me love you long time! (repeat)
BILL (during chorus): Oh, Monica, I want you to come over here and break me off in the Oval Office, now ...
Di-did you bring your Presidential knee-pads?
I'm ready to get my freak on, girl, I don't know about you ...
I'm not a player no more, girl...
Naw, I just crush a lot ...

You can say I'm a pervert or a desperate motherfucker
I'll hook you up with Paula and let you do each other
I'll play with your mind just like it's a game
I'll call my homie Vernon so we can run a 'train'
And fuck Linda Tripp, cause I hate that bitch
I even got her on tape sucking on my dick
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
Hillary's my wife, but Monica baby, you're my woman

Ahh! Me so horny!
Me love you long time! (repeat)
BILL (during chorus): Oh Monica ... oh, I can't believe it's so good, girl ... I'm gonna have to take you to the next Democratic Convention, so you can hook up all the fellas...
This'll be good for some votes...
I can't believe this ... Ohhh God...

Breakdown:
(Mixx cuts and scratches 'Hey, what's the matter, baby?')

Ahh! Me so horny!
Me love you long time! (repeat)
BILL (during chorus): Oh Monica, that's... oh, that feels so good!
Ohh! Oh yes, ohhh! Oh! Ohh! Ohhhh!!!
Oh yeah... Ohhh... Oh yes! Oh...

It's true, you weren't employed until you met Bill
He made you an intern, and you ratted still
You tell your parents that he turned you out
In the Oval Office of the White House
You said it yourself, you like it like he do
You put your lips on his cigar, and kissed it too
He's a freak in heat; Janet Reno didn't warn 'em
He loves oral sex, cause Bill so horny!

Ahh! Me so horny!
Me love you long time! (repeat)
Outro (repeated till end of track):

BILL (during chorus and outro): Monica, I can't believe you did this to me!
I gave you a job, woman! Dammit, why did you do this to me?
Now what's America gonna think?
I mean, it could've just been me, you, and my wife Hillary!
No one had to know! You didn't have to go tell everybody, now!
Ken Starr's on my case... bringin' up all that Linda Tripp and Paula Jones and Gennifer Flowers stuff!
My wife won't even talk to me!
Hillary! Hillary! Hillary -- Chelsea, tell your mom I'm talking to her!
Hillary, talk to me, dammit!
Come on, say somethin'!
I'll blow somethin' up if you don't talk to me, woman!
I can't believe this!
My career's in shambles... but I still love America!