Lyrics:

Well I fell into prison

At about a quarter to three

Where I found in my cell

A glass waitin' for me

So I filled what was empty

And I pulled up a stool

But he stood in the corner

The Ol' Devil wouldn't move

He said you drink when you're lonely

No I drink when I want

He said you'll never be sober

Sure why would I want that?

I only drink to be merry

But unfortunately...

I'm in the wrong prison cell

And the wrong company