Lyrics:

I went to the hospital asked for a general check The doctor said yes and started to stick needles into my back They sucked out all my blood made me piss into a glass I was connected to machines for thousands of tests what a gas! Now I'm still lying in my hospital bed feeling the pain And my little flame of life is left standing in the rain The nurse over me looks like a monster out of the drain An nobody knows what I've got so they test me again Your brain can fool your body It makes you feel the pain even when you're not ill