Lyrics:

(Him:)
Strike up the music the band has begun
The Pennsylvania Polka.
Pick out your partner and join in the fun
The Pennsylvania Polka.
It started in Scranton, it’s now #1
It’s bound to entertain you
Everybody has a mania
To do the polka from Pennsylvania

(Her:)
While they’re dancing

(Him:)
Everybody’s cares are quickly gone

(Her:)
Sweet romancing

(Him:)
This goes on and on until the dawn

(Her:)
They’re so carefree

(Him:)
Gay with laughter happy as can be
They stop to have a beer
Then the crowd begins to cheer
They kiss and then they start to dance again.