Lyrics:

She slams the front doorbr /Cuz she knows that I can't stand itbr /Gives me the fingerbr /Cuz she knows I'm wrapped around it.br /She calls me sweetheartbr /Cuz she knows it makes me weak.br /She stepped in dog poohbr /And I'm still kissing her feet.br /br /Can you believe how this girlbr /Treats me like a king? br /br /[chorus:]br /She took more than she gave to mebr /I gave my love, I got an stdbr /And if she comes home,br /I hope that she'll marry me.br /I want to tell her that it's over nowbr /Hey look, I'm arguing with myselfbr /I think that my girlfriendbr /Is bad for my mental healthbr /And now I'm scaring myself.br /br /The roller coaster makes me sick and she knows it.br /That's why she always insists that I go on itbr /She told my friends that I need therapybr /I need a self-help group or a lobotomybr /br /Can you believe how this girlbr /Treats me like a king? br /br /[chorus]br /br /I'm waking upbr /I'm getting out.br /br /[chorus]