Lyrics:

Mr. Clean--lead vocals
FZ--most instruments, vocals

All you fine young honeys
All you grown up queens
Listen here while I tell ya
I'm the man of your dreams
I'm the sweetest hunk of man
That your eyes ever seen
Whoa, pretty baby
I'm a--Mr. Clean
Whoa yeah
Hey hey
Whoa yeah
(He's the greatest lover anywhere)

I'm the king of all the lovers
I'm the greatest in the world
I can even make a woman
Out of you, little girl
I'm a swinging sugar daddy
I'm a sweet jelly bean
Whoa, pretty mama
I'm a--Mr. Clean

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey, hey
Whoa yeah
(He's the greatest lover anywhere)

If your heart gets wasted
And your mind gets poor
Just remember, all is fair
In love and a--war
I'm a fast-talkin' lover
I'm the meanest of the mean
Oh, pretty baby
I'm a--Mr. Clean
(Watch my white tornado!
Oh yeah, you think I'm crazy?
I'm clean clear through, baby)