Lyrics:

8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means

And when she walks
All the wind blows and the angels sing
She doesn't notice me
Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' someone shoot me
As I fail miserably
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want

She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have

And when she walks
All the wind blows and the angels sing

She'll never notice me
Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
She likes 'em with a mustache
Racetrack season pass
Drivin' in a Trans-Am
Does a mullet make a man?
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' someone shoot me
As I fail miserably
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want

There she goes again
With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair

She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated

All I wanted was to see her naked

Now I am watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped... moped... moped...
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' someone shoot me
As I fail miserably
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want