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Dear PFIQ
Since you printed my question and photo in issue number 29, PFIQ
I have received many letters
I'm glad I'm retired so I have plenty of time to answer all
I finally got rid of the smell
Of the deep scrotum piercings
By putting a 5 32-inches barbell and a 5 16-inches ring
Now, air can get through
Can you stand like that?
Maybe I should read the text one whole, because again oh
Just just say, 'Now, air can get through'
Now, air can get through
Don't ever quit putting out PFIQ, as it is most enjoyable
I have them all
And go over them many times
You never heard anymore of Carl... Carol, issue n... number 14, I believe?
Keep up the great work, I don't know what to pierce next

P.S. Do you use 1-percent xylocaine for deep cockhead piercings?
Piercing the head of the cock must be painful
(Oh)
I had the head tattooed and it hurt like hell
But I didn't want the artist to stop
Master Ringo
1970-WIM