Lyrics:

*snorting*

It was a dusty old night
And I'm the first to admit it
I'm sure I upset someone
But my memory has chosen to omit it

A tiny voice was telling me
I really should cool it
Chewing my face off
Talking absolute rubbish

The first line hit me like a kick in the face
Thought I better have another one just in case
Next thing I knew my heart was under attack
Bought a one way ticket to hell....And Back

One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

I've always tried to keep my vices under wraps
But a coach load of mutes would appear talkative chaps
They seemed fit to join me for a couple of hits
But now my septum is in tatters
And I've still got the runs

It burned for a moment then it kicked like a mule
The strangers all agreed that it was rocket fuel
Several lines are chocking like a glorious game
Bought a one way ticket to hell...And back!

One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

(Sitar/effects)

Stick it up your fucking nose! Woohoo!

(Solo)

Holy coke, repeating myself, except I'm getting slightly louder
Pausing just long enough to snort that white powder
Wheels came off but I'm still on track
Bought a one way ticket to hell...And back!

One way ticket to hell and back(yeah)
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back(ooh yeah)
One way ticket to hell and back,
Bought a one way ticket to hell (oooh yeaah)

One way ticket to hell and back(woo!)
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back,
Bought a one way ticket to hell...