Lyrics:

We got twenty-nine fingers And man are we havin' fun Twenty-nine fingers And boy are we havin' fun Twenty-nine fingers And only six are thumbs We play cheap guitars And only two lousy drums Cheap guitars And only two lousy drums See us comin' You'd better get out of the way We're the Konks Yeah, yeah, yeah We're the Konks And we don't care Ow! We're the Konks Yeah, yeah, yeah We're the Konks Yeah, yeah, yeah Twenty-nine fingers And man are we havin' fun Twenty-nine fingers And man are we havin' fun Cheap guitars And only two lousy drums Cheap guitars And only two lousy drums See us comin' You'd better get out of the way We're the Konks Yeah, yeah, yeah Ow, we're the Konks Yeah, yeah, yeah Ow, we're the Konks Hey, hey, hey We're the Konks And we don't care