Lyrics:

Slightly bemused by his lack of directionbr /Hey you, hey youbr /Came to this world by caesarean sectionbr /Hey you, hey youbr /Chooses his clothes to match his pallid complexionbr /Hey you, hey youbr /Now it takes him all day just to get an erectionbr /br /Hey you,br /Things aren't what they seem.br /Makes no sense at allbr /Things aren't what they seem.br /Makes no sense at allbr /br /Goes out to cruise and to meet his connectionbr /Hey you, hey youbr /He never scores he just gets an infectionbr /Hey you, hey youbr /Dreams of a place with a better selectionbr /Hey you, hey youbr /Still it takes him all day just to get an erectionbr /Hey you,br /br /Things aren't what they seembr /Makes no sense at all,br /Things aren't what they seembr /Makes no sense at all,br /Things aren't what they seembr /Makes no sense at all,br /Things aren't what they seembr /Makes no sense at all,br /Luxemburger queen,br /He's a burger queen.br /br /Slightly bemused by the total rejection,br /Hey you, hey you,br /Came to this world by caesarean section,br /Hey you, hey you,br /Dreams of a place with a better selection,br /Hey you, hey you,br /Dreams of a face that is pure as perfection,br /Hey you,br /br /Things aren't what they seem,br /Luxemburger queen,br /Luxemburger queen,br /Luxemburger queen,br /He's a burger queen