Lyrics:

Wanna Cartier around your wrist
Dog tooth diamond on your fist
A million acres of beef or wheat
Own cities, people, town's and streets

Girls go crazy- boy's go mad
Trying to get what the others have
Keeping up with the Joneses
Picking other people's noses
Do you

Have diplomats among your friends
Know dukes and earls by their first names
Does Playboy Hefner call you Mr. ..
Step in the sun, do you blister

Girls go crazy -boy's go mad
Trying to get what the others have
Keeping up with the Joneses
Picking other people's noses
Do you

Go down to Rio, to mess around
Have a Grecian palace for a summer house
A private Concorde that makes no noise
With a personal crew of girls or boys
If you get the choice
Do you want those toys

Do you Do you
Wanna limousine to step inside of
Drink champagne instead of cider
Wear hob nail boots when at the Ritz
Teach Chubby Checker how to twist oh

Girls go crazy- boy's go mad
Trying to get what the others have
Keepin up with the Joneses
Picking other people's noses