Lyrics:

(Voice over:)
Give him one of these pills if he has any pain
A parable what is it? well its a little story with a lot of truth,
And earthly sotry with a heavenly name he told them simply and sincerely
In words every one could understand and learn the lesson he wanted to teach
Well they were selfish with the helmets on the little bus
To break fluid which crippled up the get retarded nickle punks
Slowly copas wore as lowly robot to raise to be holy pope
And one day rise to interigate the holy ghost (i knew it)

Holy smokes father black suit white collar
Kiddie porn dungeon guns and 3 fingers for your daughters cunt belly up
Antique nazi pariphinelia cannot pay your bills with holy water and hail mary luck

Shut up fucker enjoy the alcatraz shower fun
And mommys madam cliche generation X agnostic front
Not the nify faith since ninteen fify eight
Before the new new testament approved altar boy kissed then raped

And take me to your leader as long as he dont manipulate toddler fever
Call me crazy but i bet that wasnt gods demanor
Sodomizing pink and (mee too)on long island was jesus
And every weekend wed approve traditional love bringing of a middle pennsylvenia shit hole
Where elders movements stressed stellar theraputic bible cycles
From church with the bait and tackle store next door and not much more,
So the two moved to New York and raised babies based on what they saw

Christmas morning smelled fresher then angle pussy
But immaculate conception came second to playful goodies
like lazer tag wasfar more spiritual then blood and body waifer bags
And mangers stabs as long as santa ate the cookies

When I was a saint I ate paitn with snakes
A bullies said if only you memorized your prayers like your cool G's
By the time i was old enuf to know what religion was i was catholasism numb
And truly diddnt give a fuck

94' ,oved out the crib and aint seen a steeple since
Once kenivil evil seeps and the christian leaders pitch to preists
Who lap slap with parental advisory warnigns
I'll be auditioning gods in my office on monday mornings

Uh oh and yet another I'll slips downt the hatch hittin the kill switch
I need a couple A's for Q's im not an asshole just a little confused

(Voice over:)
This story reminds us of the one jesus told about people who were kind and helpful to others
He said that oneday the kind would say to these people would say come and inherit the kingdom
Prepared for you for when I was hungry you gave me food
I was sick - you visited me when I was in prision you visited me
And the people asked lord when did we see you sick or hungry or in prison
And he saqid in the least you ahve done unto you you have done unto me

Yeah
Just a litle bruise in the back of the pews
Actin' amsued in the maskof the vatican blues
For in the eyes of the organization iw as raised in
Ace is jsut another sinning brick in hells basement
Cubical clolors ajacent tot eh killers and rapists for what?
Drugs and fuckin thats part of growin up
Like cups for the dumn shits better then the school im nto an asshole im jsut a little confused

Just a lit fuse int he back of the pews waching a thousand flavors of the same god feud
I figure ultimate peace is the common theme
So it's a no brainer peace whent he blood hits the screen
I gota basic good and evil sensibility born
Good neighbor known that a halo woulda been over horns
More science hen faith and more karma then bread and booze,
I'm nto an asshole im sjut a little confused
Not and asshole im just a little confused
Not and asshole im just a little confused
Not and asshole im just a little confsued
You know what to be completely honest aesop your a fucking asshole