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{bespectacled audience participation favorite, bausch & lomb stockholdersbr /Were gratified to find this deguello eye-opener generated additionalbr /Dividends as wayfarer sales soared. 'shades' of insider trading? br /br /When you get up in the morning and the light is hurt your headbr /The first thing you do when you get up out of bedbr /Is hit that streets a-runnin' and try to beat the massesbr /And go get yourself some cheap sunglassesbr /Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeahbr /br /Spied a little thing and I followed her all nightbr /In a funky fine levis and her sweater's kind of tightbr /She had a west coast strut that was as sweet as molasesbr /But what really knocked me out was her cheap sunglassesbr /Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeahbr /br /(solo)br /br /Now go out and get yourself some big black framesbr /With the glass so dark thay won't even know your namebr /And the choice is up to you cause they come in two classes:br /Rhinestone shades or cheap sunglassesbr /Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah