Lyrics:

FZ--lead guitar/vocal
Lowell George--guitar/vocal
Roy Estrada--bass
Don Preston--keyboards
Buzz Gardner--trumpet
Ian Underwood--alto sax
Bunk Gardner--tenor sax
Motorhead Sherwood--baritone sax
Jimmy Carl Black--drums
Arthur Dyer Tripp III--drums

FZ: Thank you.
Guy #1: No violence here, it's part of the evening . . .
FZ: Would you like to come up here and sing with us? Come on, anybody can sing this stuff.
Guy #2: Yeah, I bet . . . I wanna, I wanna think that stuff.
FZ: You wanna what?
Guy #2: Think it.
FZ: You wanna think it?
Guy #2: Yeah, right.
FZ: Why don't you make up some words for us and we'll sing 'em?
Guy #3: Johnny Velvet on the loose
Guy #4: Johnny Velvet!
FZ: Where is Johnny Velvet?
Guy #5: Where is him! Where's Johnny Velvet on now!
Guy #6: Why don't you look inna Central Park?
Guy #2: 'Help I'm A Rock'!
FZ: 'Help I'm A Rock,' you really want us to play that?
Audience: Yeahhh! Yeah! No! No! Yeah!
FZ: Yeah! No! Who gives a shit?
Guy #?: Right!