Lyrics:

A boy loved a girl but the girl said No

She ran away with a handsome Gigolo

He loved her but they were through

So he fed himself to the lions at the zoo

Romeo and Juliet, a wierdo couple that I met

They had a little drink with a strange effect

Some mistakes you can't correct

Ain't it sad about the boys' and the girls'

Ain't it sad about the whole damn world

Love is a thing you can't control

When you're young or when you're old

And I don't play sympathetic parts

So you can keep your broken heart