Lyrics:

FZ: One two, one two three four

FZ: Alright, that's the melody, now, here it is with the mouth, as performed at Eeva's wedding . . . Come on Ruth, come on! Ah, come on Ruth, sing along, come on Ruth, harmonize with him . . . A-ren-ne-henna . . . Okay. Achtung! One two, one two three four

Simmons funky
What are wondering about
(It's a hit!)
Chester!
. . . shoe
Chester
(Suzi)
Singin'
(Quatro)
Funky
Ruthie-Ruthie
. . . teeth
(Take the towels
We want you to take them to your country
No, don't pay us for the towels
We insist
Towels . . .
Suitcase . . .
Get it through customs for her)

FZ: And now, here is way number three: With the feet! Hey! It's so modern . . . Can't have any of that!

FZ: Later on we'll have a dance-contest and some lucky member of the audience will win a quart of Finnish champagne! Ha ha!

George: That's a good . . . That's a good . . .
FZ: Just wanna see how long . . . Right! Okay . . . Ha ha ha! Alright, now here it is, all the way through . . . So exhilarating
Guy In The Audience: 'Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue'!
FZ: Hey! That's a good idea, isn't it?
Another Guy: This guy has ESP!

FZ: Thank you! Thank you very much. Thank you, and thank you. And thank you some more, and thank you very much, and thank you, and thank you . . . KIITOS! Thank you, and thank you . . .