Lyrics:

I'm a Christmas Tree
I'm a Christmas Tree
Everybody hangs their ornaments on me!

I'm a Christmas Tree
I'm a Christmas Tree
People throw me out on New Year's Eve!

Oh, Santa Claus!
Oh, Santa Claus!
He breaks lots of laws!
He trespasses!
He breaks and enters!
He travels all around the world without a valid passport!

I'm a Hanukkah Bush!
I'm a Hanukkah Bush!
I got-- I mean,
I'm a lot like...
A Jewish Christmas tree!
But I'm not...