Lyrics:

A few announcements for the people who just came in
The other people have heard it five times already, I'm sure
The restrooms are upstairs
Pay phone's upstairs
Pool table's upstairs
Foosball's upstairs
Cigarette machine's upstairs
(Now, wait wait wait, we're not talkin' about that)
This week the Old Quarter's had Townes Van Zandt for five nights
We have him for one more night and we're glad to have him here tonight.
Townes Van Zandt.