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I said all that when I was in Georgia? That's a stupid idea, um... You
Cheering for Georgia? You're about
To stop, um... I mean, let me explain
I was in, uh, well, first of all, this guy, this guy stood up in the
Middle of the crowd, middle of the crowd wanting to fight me. He
Goes, "Stop making fun of poor white people!" and I had to explain to
Him I'm not making fun of poor white people, I am a poor white person
, I'm making fun of poor white trash, there is a difference. Clearly
There is a difference, 'cause poor white people might shop at Walmart
, But poor white trash steal from Walmart, you see that difference?
Besides, shouldn't he be home taking a couch apart piece by piece and
Putting it back together? "That's not funny, man, that's not funny."
I'm just sayin', I don't understand when the term "redneck" became
A badge of honor, alright? It was a racial slur a couple of years
Ago and now it's something people aspire to. Here's a Georgia story
I was in Dahlonega, Georgia in a gas station and they were playing
Jesus country music. I had never heard Jesus country before, I'm a
Jew from New York, there's no Jesus country in my life. I'm in this
Gas station in Dahlonega, Georgia and they were playing Jesus
Country, if you've never heard Jesus country, it is amazing. It's
Like, "Lost my dog and my girl to bad behavior, thank God I still
Got my truck and my savior." You know, something like that? I'm
Listening to this going out of my mind and the gas station attendant
Sees this and he leans in, which smelled great, and I'll never forget
What he said to me, he goes, "You know, Jesus was a redneck." Did
I skip a page? Where Jesus was in an Earnhardt jersey? Did I miss
That page? Oh, right, Jesus was a redneck, the ninth commandment, "
Thou shalt not commit adultery, but if she's not married, get '
Er done!" Like, no! Besides, we all know that Jesus was black! I'm
Kidding, Kentucky, don't worry about it, I'm kidding. Got some really
Tense people right here. Jesus was not black, although he was Middle
Eastern. Ha ha, take that shit, your story, not mine. He was Middle
Eastern, he was from the Middle East and that's how that shit works
Oh, no, he was one of those white guys from the Middle East, right?
Yeah, all the white people from the Middle East we're hearing so much
About. There are tons of white people in the Middle East with blonde
Hair and blue eyes, yeah, soldiers and Anderson Cooper, that is it